There once were some winners who …

… wrote some pretty frickin’ sweet limericks!

Before we (finally) announce the winners of our third-anniversary contest, I just want to thank all of the participants–we had a wide range of entertaining submissions to judge, and it was really difficult to narrow it down to our favorites! I also want to apologize for the delay in announcing the winners; I was unexpectedly called out of town for several days on a personal matter, and blogging unfortunately had to take a back seat to settling some affairs.

I also want to take a moment to acknowledge my co-authors: Carrie, Nikki, and Sarah. Three years, over four hundred and fifty posts, and nearly half a million hits later, it’s still nothing short of pure, unadulterated FUN to write reviews, plan out events, host giveaways, and just completely fangirl out over our favorite movies. I hope there are many more years of blogging awesomeness in our collective future. :D

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Okay, now on to why you’re all REALLY here–you want to know who won those delicious, delicious prizes! (Mmm … winning.)

Without further ado …

In third place, with her lovely take on a Preston Sturges screwball classic, is Natalie from In the Mood!

Once was a Lady named Eve
With many a trick up her sleeve.
The sucker did fall,
When he heard her sweet call,
And then, of his senses, took leave.

Natalie wins her choice of either a year’s subscription to Now Playing or a copy of the TCM Classic Movie Trivia book!

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In second place, with a delightfully creepy limerick honoring the delightfully creepy Vincent Price, is Becky of ClassicBecky’s Brain Food!

The crazed Dr. Phibes, played by Price,
Loved to kill with creative device.
He was mad as a hatter,
But what does that matter?
His methods were all so precise!

Becky wins a copy of the utterly fantastic Kino Buster Keaton Short Films Collection on DVD!

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And last but certainly not least, the winner of the BIG CLASSIC FILM ENCHILADA (aka the $50 gift card to TCM Shop) is … none other than the woman with whom I (sometimes) share my secret lover, Cary Grant–Jill of Sittin’ on a Backyard Fence! Her ode to Gene Kelly’s posterior garnered the most accolades from the judges (i.e. the lustful-minded gals of this blog) by far:

The man Kelly was known for his class
for women he bowed when he’d pass
When he yelled “Gotta Dance!”
All fell in a trance
Admiring his luscious firm ass.

Congratulations to Jill, Becky, and Natalie, and again, many thanks to everyone who participated and helped spread the word about this contest!

Feeling limerick-al? Win a prize! (Anniversary Contest Reminder)

Our third-anniversary limerick contest ENDS on Thursday at midnight … and we’ve had exactly one entry so far. Now, I know a lot of you folks out there are veritable EMPERORS of procrastination like myself–but c’mon, guys and gals, put on your poetical hats and get those limericks posted pronto so we can give away these awesome prizes!

Since it’s hardly fair that we ask you to contribute without throwing out a few of our own efforts, here’s a couple of limericks from the dubious talents of your True Classics crew …

Everyone in Frisco, it seems
Seeks the jeweled bird that gleams.
But in the end, it’s for naught
For the thing they all sought
Is only the stuff of dreams.

(The Maltese Falcon, 1941)

 

An overnight mother is driven
To return the baby she’s given
But the babe is appealing,
And maternal, she’s feeling,
So she keeps it–AND David Niven!

(Bachelor Mother, 1939)

 

Okay, so this last one, revolving around one of the most famous lines in movie history, is … well, it’s pretty damn raunchy (and yes, it came directly from the not-so-beautiful mind of yours truly). And because of that, I’ve whited it out so as not to offend anyone who might not care to read it. Just highlight the white space below and you’ll be able to see it. (And if you’re offended after the fact, well, that’s not my fault, because I just warned you!)

“Rosebud,” they said in the obit,
Was the last word his voice ever writ.
They all searched in vain
For the secret of Kane,
Not knowing they all sought a clit.

(Citizen Kane, 1941)

(For those wondering what this means, this article explains it pretty well.)

So now it’s YOUR turn … give it your best shot, and get rhymin’! Entries must be posted by midnight on November 29th. And make sure to send us an email or leave a comment on this post once your entry is complete!

Edward Lear would be so proud. (Or not.)

There once were four bloggers who sought
To host a fun contest, and thought,
“Haikus have been done,
And though they’re much fun,
it’s LIMERICKS we’d like to see wrought!”

I think you know what’s coming …

Yes, boys and girls, we’ve decided to have a good time with this year’s anniversary contest (cue the diabolical laughter), and ask you to put on your creative thinking caps to WOW us with a custom-crafted classic movie limerick!

The rules for this contest are simple: write a limerick that is related to classic film in some form or fashion (for the purposes of this contest–and to allow a wider choice of topics–we will define a “classic” film as anything released in or prior to 1982). Post the limerick on your blog and include a link to this page. Then let us know about your entry by either emailing us the link, leaving a comment on this post, or tweeting the link to @trueclassics.

Your limerick can be funny or moving, clean or obscene (as, let’s face it, most good limericks are). Just have fun with it! There are no limits to your creativity with this contest–well, except for the ones set by the form itself (if you need a refresher on what constitutes “limerical form,” so to speak, the Wikipedia entry on the style is helpful).

There’s no limit to the number of limericks you can submit for this contest, so feel free to let your inner poet loose as many times as you like. After all, more entries = greater odds that you’ll win a prize!

And speaking of prizes, you may be asking yourself, “Self, what do you suppose those loopy True Classics gals will give me, should I create the awesomest classic film-related limerick in all the land?”

Well, here’s what’s up for grabs!

Our first-place winner will receive a $50 gift card to the TCM Shop, just in time for Christmas shopping! (Of course, you could always just spend all of that on yourself. We won’t tell.)

Our second-place winner will receive a copy of the fantastic Buster Keaton–The Short Films Collection: 1920-1923 DVD box set from Kino! (This set is an awesome–and necessary–addition to any film fan’s collection.)

And for our third-place winner, we have a choice of either a copy of the TCM Classic Movie Trivia book OR a one-year subscription to Now Playing! (Both are must-haves for the modern classic movie fan!)

[Note: in order to win a prize, you must be a resident of the United States or Canada.]

All entries must be posted on your blog by midnight CST on November 29th, and any links should be emailed/posted/tweeted to us by that deadline. The judging period will last from November 30th to December 2nd. The winners will be announced on our site on Monday, December 3rd!

If you have any questions about this contest or the rules, leave a comment on this post or email us at trueclassicsblog (at) gmail dot com.

Thanks in advance for helping us celebrate three years of blogging here at True Classics!

 

Win tickets to see To Kill a Mockingbird on the big screen!

As we announced a couple of weeks ago, the TCM Event Series continues next Thursday, November 15th, with a screening of To Kill a Mockingbird in theaters nationwide. NCM Fathom joins TCM and Universal Pictures in bringing this newly restored classic to the screen for its fiftieth anniversary, as part of Universal’s own 100th anniversary celebration this year. The screening, hosted by TCM’s Ben Mankiewicz, will be preceded by a behind-the-scenes look at the making of the film, featuring archival interviews with some of those involved in the movie’s production.

Screenings start at 7PM local time, and some theaters may feature matinee showings–check your local movie listings for more details. To find a participating theater near you, check out the Fathom website.

As part of this event, Fathom is hosting a To Kill a Mockingbird trivia contest on its site. Enter for the chance to win a copy of Harper Lee’s novel AND a copy of the film on Blu-ray! The contest runs through next Thursday evening, so get your entries in ASAP.

And in the meantime, True Classics is giving away three pairs of tickets to next week’s theater screenings, courtesy of NCM Fathom! To enter our drawing, simply send an email to trueclassicsblog (at) gmail dot com with the subject line, “I want TKAM tickets!” Entries must be received by TOMORROW, November 8th, at noon CST. Winners will be notified immediately by email and will have twenty-four hours to respond before another winner is drawn. Contest only open to residents of the United States. Please make sure there is a participating theater near you before entering the contest!

Win a TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD prize pack!

You’ve read the book …
Now see it come to life on movie screens nationwide!

For one day only, on Thursday, November 15th, select movie theaters nationwide will show the award-winning film version of Harper Lee’s classic novel To Kill a Mockingbird, in honor of its 50th anniversary. In partnership with Fathom Events, Harper Perennial is offering YOU a chance to win two tickets for this event, plus a copy of the book!

Winner of three Academy Awards, To Kill a Mockingbird (1962) has been newly restored by Universal as part of its ongoing 100th anniversary celebration this year. The film will be preceded by a behind-the-scenes retrospective hosted by Turner Classic Movies host Ben Mankiewicz, featuring archival interviews with several key figures involved in the making of the movie. The nationwide screenings begin at 7PM local time, though some venues may also offer additional matinee showings–check your local theater listings for more information.

One of our readers will win a TKAM prize pack: two tickets to the film at the movie theater nearest you AND a copy of Harper Lee’s 1961 Pulitzer Prize-winning novel!

 

TO PARTICIPATE:

First: Click here for a list of participating theaters to confirm that there is a screening of the event near you.

Second: Leave a comment on this post, and make sure to share it on your own blog/Facebook/Twitter!

 

*A winner will be randomly selected at noon CST on Sunday, October 28th. The winner will have 24 hours to respond via email before a replacement winner’s name is drawn.*

**To participate, you must first CONFIRM there is a participating movie theater in your area.**

A double dose of Frankenstein (and we have tickets!).

October always brings around the creepies and the crawlies and scares galore, and what better way to celebrate Halloween than with a big-screen double dose of everyone’s favorite lumbering monster?

Turner Classic Movies and NCM Fathom are teaming up again to bring a double feature of the classic Universal horror films Frankenstein (1931) and Bride of Frankenstein (1935) to theaters nationwide for one night only, on Wednesday, October 24th!

Each film has been newly restored in honor of Universal Studios’ 100th anniversary this year. The screening will be hosted by Robert Osborne and will feature exclusive interviews that the venerable TCM host conducted at April’s TCM Classic Film Festival with Sara Karloff, daughter of the films’ star, the legendary Boris Karloff; Bela Lugosi, Jr., son of another classic horror icon, Dracula star Bela Lugosi; and Rick Baker, seven-time Academy Award-winning makeup artist (for An American Werewolf in London, Ed Wood, and most recently The Wolfman, among others).

For more information about this event and to find a participating theater near you, check out the Fathom Events site.

Note: The double feature begins at 7PM local time. However, some locations may also feature matinee showings of the films. Check your city’s theater listings for more details.

Are you dying (bad pun alert) to see these films? Let us help get you to the theater!

True Classics is pleased to announce that we are giving away three pairs of tickets to the Frankenstein double feature. To enter, simply send us an email to trueclassicsblog (at) gmail dot com with the subject line, “I want Frankenstein tickets!” and we’ll toss your name into the metaphorical hat. Entries must be received by Thursday, October 18th, at noon CST. Winners will immediately be notified by email and will have 24 hours to respond before a replacement winner’s name is drawn.

(Thanks to the fabulous crew at Pure Brand Communications for providing the tickets for this giveaway!)

ET and Lawrence of Arabia on the big screen (plus, a giveaway!).

NCM Fathom and TCM have teamed up once again to bring you two brilliant classic films on the big screen nationwide–and we have tickets to give away to each screening!

First up, next Wednesday, October 3rd, Fathom and TCM (in conjunction with Universal Studios) will present a 30th anniversary screening of Steven Spielberg’s seminal childhood classic E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982). The film has been newly remastered and will be introduced by TCM’s Ben Mankiewicz and one of the film’s stars, Drew Barrymore.

For more information about this screening or to find a theater near you, check out the Fathom Events website.

Then, on Thursday, October 4th, Fathom is partnering with Sony Pictures Entertainment to bring David Lean’s epic masterpiece Lawrence of Arabia (1962) to theaters for its 50th anniversary. The digitally-restored film will be presented in its original aspect ratio and will feature an intermission (a necessary inclusion, considering its length!). Arabia will be introduced by director/film historian Martin Scorsese and the movie’s Academy Award-nominated star, Omar Sharif.

For more information about this screening or to find a theater near you, check out the Fathom Events website.

I cannot recommend these movies highly enough. E.T. simply represents childhood to many of us, and this is an excellent chance to take the children in your life to see this movie and allow them to experience the pure magic of Spielberg’s fantastic fable for themselves. And Lawrence of Arabia is one of those films that every self-respecting classic film fan should see–and to experience those gorgeous desert vistas on the big screen, where they belong? It’s a golden opportunity that can’t be missed.

Note: Both events begin at 7PM local time. However, some locations may also feature matinee showings of the films. Check your city’s theater listings for more details.

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Are you itching to hit your local theater for one or both of these screenings? How would like to win a pair of tickets to one of these events? It just so happens that we are giving away three pairs of tickets to each of these films! To enter, simply send us an email to trueclassicsblog (at) gmail dot com with the subject line, “I want tickets!” Tell us which of these films you want to see, and we’ll toss your name into the metaphorical hat. Entries must be received by Saturday, September 29th, at 10PM CST. Winners will immediately be notified by email and will have 24 hours to respond before a replacement winner’s name is drawn.

(Thanks to the fabulous crew at Pure Brand Communications for providing the tickets for this giveaway!)

Singin’ again (plus a giveaway!).

 

In the wake of the glorious success of last month’s nationwide theater screenings of Singin’ in the Rain (1952), NCM Fathom, Turner Classic Movies, and Warner Bros. have teamed up once again to bring the movie back to theaters for an encore–and on the eve of star Gene Kelly’s 100th birthday, no less!

From the press release:

Back by popular demand, Singin’ in the Rain is returning to movie theaters for one final showing on August 22nd at 7:00 PM (local time)–just in time to catch this special event with the family before school is back in session!

NCM Fathom Events, Turner Classic Movies, and Warner Bros. are excited to bring the “Greatest Musical of All-Time” back to movie theaters for one final showing on August 22nd. Don’t miss your last chance to see this American classic back on the big screen!

The event begins with a Turner Classic Movies original production featuring TCM host Robert Osborne in an exclusive, specially-produced interview with star Debbie Reynolds. In this interview, audiences are taken behind the scenes of one of the greatest musicals of all time as Ms. Reynolds shares memories of working with the late great Gene Kelly and Donald O’Connor and more.

Immediately following these exclusive behind-the-scenes extras, be carried away by the songs, story, and romance of one of the greatest musicals of all time–Singin’ in the Rain–as it graces the silver screen for one night only, fully re-mastered and more beautiful than ever before! Tickets for the first event went quickly, with many sold-out theaters across the country. Tickets for the encore are on sale NOW, so get them soon before they’re gone.

True Classics’ own Sarah attended the screening in Atlanta last month, and she can tell you that it’s an experience you don’t want to miss. You can find participating theaters near you and purchase tickets at the Fathom website.

Or …

You could win a pair of tickets right now, from the gang here at True Classics, courtesy of NCM Fathom!

The rules are simple: just send us an email at trueclassicsblog (at) gmail (dot) com with the subject “I want Singin’ tickets!” and you’ll be entered into a random drawing to win a pair of tickets for the theater of your choice in your area. 

Easy enough, right? We have three sets of tickets to give away, and we’re accepting entries until Monday, August 13th, at 7PM CST. Winners will be notified by email Monday evening.

Are you excited for another chance to see Singin’ in all its big-screen glory?